Anti Capitalism Manifesto

8/3/2024

The Unbounding Issue or Problem with Capitalism

The world is repeated with boring, plain, straightforward and “too many everydays” capitalism. People are bored with the same old things all the time; they have become numb by the consistency of certainty in the economy and have grown tiresome to the interactions with that economy, like everyday transactions, and they are fed up with capitalism’s general countenance. Capitalism is unstimulating, wildly stale, and insufficient; it leaves us with a most most most grand unsatisfaction.

Call To Action

It is time we take hold of our economy; we are the customer, the most powerful actor; we must be the ones to add our auspices, refresh capitalism, and make capitalism something better for everyone. We will hone in, change our economic behaviors, engage anti capitalism, forcefully nudge the entire economy into anti capitalism, and eventually make everyone love it all the same. At the end of a day or two, we will sweep under capitalism, pick it up, throw it around, and place it to our liking.

Solution Introduction

And so, then, the solution is a world under anti capitalism, where a number of changes and innovations take place; I detail the world under anti capitalism and many of its translations here:

Anti-Capitalism – A World Under Anti Capitalism: Characteristics, Changes and Innovations – The Solution

Changes and Innovations:

An Economy that Caters to the Customer Absolutely

In anti capitalism, we will have harnessed, absolutely, our role as the most powerful actors in the economy, bringing with it the associated socio-institutional and dynamical changes. AC will be a bleeding necessity of business and their competition and the economy’s other actors; they will have to try to employ it in any way they can think how and will eventually come to love AC themselves; a natural harmony will be realized.

The Economy

Otherwise, the economy, structurally, will mostly stay the same, and essential products and services will be relatively untouched and will continue to function in a way wholly sufficient for the continuation of life and comforts. These things include food, water, medicine, basic hygiene products, sanitation products, basic clothing, housing, principal electronics, and those associated systems, products, and services with the formers. This is by some means a complete list, and it should be known that the complete list is not so liberal. Any other product would at least assume affection by anti capitalism or be a spawn thereof.

New Consumer Values

Consumers will value a number of new things and inject them into the economy; among these, but not incredibly exhaustive: arbitrary things, ineffectual things, unjustifiable and arbitrary risk, things lacking applicability, arbitrary time consuming, toilsome, and tedious things; uncertainty, disaster, logistical ineffectiveness, arbitrary use and loss of money, arbitrary daringness, arbitrary effort, arbitrary difficulties and hardships, arbitrary complexity, arbitrary drama and chaos, aesthetical irony of highly complex but intersubjective everyday, mundane, ordinary, trivial, and socially situated activities, processes, and products; processes and procedures over products and results (especially those of the former), illogicalness, abstractness, intangibility, certain forms of absurdity, and last, certainly most, and contained within all those previously mentioned, irony.

Consumers adore these new things for obvious reasons and generally indescribable reasons and because they bring about a peerless and profound sense of freedom and resilience.

Anti Capitalism: Translations

Anti Capitalism Setup

Government

Walk Away Rights

Governments across the world would implement a nearly identical law into their codices which states that businesses have the right to walk away from their real estate and other physical asseture with great ease. This law, dubbed the “walk away rights”, though truly a government encouragement, will afford companies the ability to close down their businesses and leave behind their physical assets with incredible speed and disburdenment and without selling; this can be factories, vehicles, stores, storage, offices, plants and more, as long as it is done safely. Businesses will likewise be encouraged not to notify of their walking away, this being in effort to give people in the area the best chance of finding the assets and thus distribute the wealth more socio-geographically. After businesses are walked away from, the assets become public, and consumers can take ahold of these resources and put them to new use.

For the government, this proves to be an important way to redistribute wealth amid the anti capitalism economy while at the same time allows them to perform their role as stewards of the people.

New Law

Each year governments will make a single wild and seemingly random law whose enforcement is little cared for but whose existence intertwines the government with anti capitalism and is of great excitement to the consumers.

Things that Stay the Same

Competition, innovation, and the aforementioned essential products and services stay nearly the same, though they are situated within the new context. The government has a similar role in the economy and continues to regulate prices and check on the integrity of the economy, though its guardianship will often not be needed; various legal “fixes” from the government for AC may be necessary, but this is already conducive. Besides the shift in values, the market will continue to operate in more or less its current dynamic, though it will thrive and rustle even more so and enjoy athletic direction. The stock market, in its already liberated nature, will continue in the same form, manner, and muscle.

General Changes, Misc, Undefined

Trading Cards and Collectibles

Trading cards, and other collectibles, would now take on a new approach: consumers will cherish and find most special those cards which are most common, in effect making the most common card the very most valuable and expensive card and further making the most common card the single most prized card. The most expensive cards will logically be put up for sale in after markets, but only a small portion of the total cards up for sale will be bought due to the finiteness of consumer’s money, though the price will persist, and their specialness will not cease.

Price Up Events

Sales would vanish, and rather companies would have price up events. Still fashioned as sales, companies would raise prices on things the same percentage usually associated with the lowering of prices for a standard sale. Consumers will be truly ecstatic of this and the advent of their paying more in this way, and companies will experience incredible amounts of turnout and will turn incredible profits.

Vacation Rentals

Vacation rentals would afford customers the ability to rent very small individual things such as doorknobs, shower curtains, spaces on the floor, beds, sinks, closets, faucets, towel racks, and other such small things located within a single unit or house, all for the appropriate price. The rules of the reservation would state that if you reserved a specific item in the house or unit, you would have to go through the door and straight to your item and single one square foot space for your body and subsequently could use the item however you please as long as it only utilizes the single item you reserved no matter if its existence in a property is usually associated with a supporting item, space, or service. They make clear that you should not stray from your item or space within the unit, though add that a customer should feel free to interact with the other customers in the unit if there may be others utilizing their respective item or space at the same time.

Resultingly, this will be a popular way to use vacation rentals whereby properties in popular destinations would be consistently filled with people using their respective item or space.

0-Hole Punch

A brand-new product for AC would be the 0-hole punch, a hole puncher with no hole punchers. This product would be frantically sought after by consumers for use in office spaces.

Changes to Existing Business Sectors

The Insurance Sector

Consumers will begin to buy insurances in numerous new and innovative ways and for new reasons, existing most comfortably and feasibly in anti capitalism. Importantly, insurance, as of those below, will be the single most frenzied product type in anti capitalism.

Inapplicable Policies

One such is that consumers will begin to buy insurances that they will never, can never, and have no intention to ever use. This is exampled by a dog owner getting for their dog “dog being classified as not a dog insurance” or the same person getting “female dogs getting less pretty as they age insurance” or a man getting “women’s rights insurance” or a wealthy and successful painter getting “standard employment insurance” or a very healthy and disciplined eater getting “eating unhealthy for more than 90 days insurance” or “no single absurdity existing insurance” or most people getting “not ever again speaking a single word insurance” and abstract policies such as “flippa krippa rippa” or “everyday everyday everyday”. Besides obvious reasons, consumers enjoy carrying around with them the intangible encapualizations of these plans.

Wholly Applicable but Unfeasible Policies

A new type of popular policy will arise that moves to insure people for things that happen to everyone all the time, but due to the approach of the firms’ claim submission policy, claims will rarely be paid out. The plans that would be offered would be similar as the following: “dissatisfied with the temperature of the air policy” –  “general temporary sadness policy” – “general bad recommendation policy” – “tendency to dehumanize people driving in cars while yourself driving or similar thing on the internet policy” – “micro missed opportunities with reguard to the opposite sex policy” – “overthinking and associated opportunity cost policy” – “situationally inappropriate playing of grandiose songs policy”. The insurance companies’ claim policies would state, minimally deviatory competitor wide, that “All claims must be submitted on December 31^st at exactly 23:50 Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) and must be processed and completed before the end of the year, earlier or later submissions will not reach us.” Only a small percentage of the total claims successfully submitted, or otherwise, will be processed, completed, and paid out; consumers, knowingly of this, especially enjoy, in every sense, that the coverage is mostly in spirit. Additionally, in this way, these insurance companies are, however abstractly or ineffectually, beautiful by-your-side supporters of the human experience.

Insurance Program

A wonderful and happy creation in AC would be the Insurance Program Rewards Program, which, under its programming and by its approach, would arm consumers with new insurances or coverages each month and additionally offer them a way to earn points to unlock new and most exciting insurances during the year. Each year, consumers would have the opportunity to pay and sign on to the standard insurance plan which would issue them a new insurance or coverage each month. For the standard plan, the list of coverages offered would be standard across all a respective company’s issuances of their standard insurance program, but the coverages would be randomly ordered about the year’s months, and each change of month (change of coverage) would result in last month’s coverage being eliminated.

The consumer, for substantially more payment, would have the option to enhance their standard insurance program; this would afford them the mechanism to earn points by the favorable adjudication of submitted claims under the standard monthly policies (and then, additionally, as they earn them, under enhanced policies), such that the more claims submitted and adjudicated the more points (such that companies are incentivizing consumers to increase their risk as its reguards the current month’s, or enhanced, policy) and with this accumulation of XP unlock new and increasingly (wildly) attractive policies with the same coverages and ordering of the unlocking of coverages across all of a respective company’s issuances of their enhanced insurance program, being not temporally bounded (~20 total enhanced coverages). Adjudication of enhanced policy claims would afford more points than those of standard policies, but the points required to unlock subsequent enhanced policies along the progression, especially the last 8, would be near exponentially greater each jump, but unlocked policies would stay with you for the remainder of the program’s year, unless otherwise stated.

In these plans, consumers would be insured for various types of damages that come about from the mostly natural actioning of activities that would reasonably classify under each policy.

A respective company’s program, of both levels, would include the following or near:

Standard Plan:

Bad Breakup Insurance

Going into Holes of Various Types Insurance

Knight like Wondering and Associated Actions Insurance

Being Spontaneous and Informal at Work Insurance

New Wardrobe or Style Insurance

Problematic but Temporary and Informal Ideas and Conceptions Insurance

Deadpanning Insurance

Enhanced Plan: (in progressive order)

Be in a Natural Disaster Insurance

Going into Dark Web for Innocent Exploratory Purposes Insurance

Getting into Situations that get you into Serious International Legal Trouble Insurance (of a non-human directed crime nature)

Finding Treasure or Making Wild Discoveries Insurance

Roughly 242,000 Insurances Each for 5 Seconds During 2 Week Timeframe Insurance (no carry over within or outside of timeframe)

Sabotaging of Nature in Various Ways Insurance (excluding creatures directly)

Foreign Travel Without Planning Insurance

Final Prize: One Time Use Undefined Insurance

In conjunction with the final prize, customers would get a bonus insurance that insures you for purely good things that happen to you like finding a lost dog, winning an argument, making a good meal, or having a good workout. Payment for said claims will be artistic, in claim payment doctrine and amount.

Payment Insurance

Finally, a new method of payment would arise. This, as such, would be a payment insurance agreement and card that situates itself as insurance, whereby its excellency would insure people for everyday purchases. It would work as such: consumers would pay a premium for the month priced at the desired amount the consumer wants to spend on purchases using the card plus extra for the company’s profit. This premium amount would set a monetary coverage limit that they could not go over but where they would be insured for payments for purchases up to the monetary limit. It is such that when one pays for something with this card, responsibility for payment goes to the insurer by virtue of the agreement, having paid the premium, and your in-effect submission of a claim each time you use your card at a register or otherwise thing. People will thoroughly enjoy these and will utilize these cards before other cards like debit, credit, or collateralized credit agreement cards.

Financial Insurance Companies

Financial insurance companies would be very few in number and would only insure very small loans of less than 100 dollars for enterprises such as lemonade stands and micro scale pop up banks.

New Advertising

All advertisements in AC will be very simple, simplistic, and short medias which will plainly and straightforwardly tell consumers what the product or service is and who they are; without addition to this, advertisements will include very little specific or supporting information and will be void of art. Most advertisements will be 3-5 seconds long. In these ads, companies, incredibly importantly, will make covert nudges at other companies in their sector, as is currently the case. But, both as a result of consumer’s more or less apathy for ads and a general realized dissatisfaction with them economy wide, advertisements, will shortly after be used only as a medium for companies to compete very directly with other companies, and more rather as a medium to issue roasts, inflammatory remarks, sharp sarcasms, personal attacks and beefs, magnificent criticisms, wild insinuations, feuds, libel, and other discourtesies as well as joshing, insider jokes, and playful fun. As such, eventually, advertisements will not include but a tincture of the product or any identification of the company at all besides what identification could come from the on-screen participation of employees in the ads; effectively, advertisements being used only as a way to communicate esoterically with competitors and other companies. The sheer volume of ads will stay the same, and ad revenue’s place in industry will persist despite a newfound relatively low viewership by consumers due to most of the content of the ads not affecting them, in their rather being directed at other companies; advertising’s entirety will be background and esoteric in this way. Additionally, consumers do enjoy the economic autonomy this gives them.

Risk Loans

Risky loans would be present in AC, it is not clear how this would work.

Shipping and Logistics

Nonessential shipping and logistics will take on a reformed nature.

Shipping and Logistics

Consumers will find value in having their products shipped away from them. It is not that the consumer does not want the product or does not want to receive the package, it is just that this is now the most desired and valued way to receive a package.

Additionally, there are various ways to have a product shipped and addressed, and there are various degrees to which information is accompanied; I detail this matrix and optionization as what follows. Stated, the first ability would be to simply have your product shipped away, or, wherever the package’s origin, further from your address. On the shipping page, consumers would have the option to select “ship my product away from me”, and after providing your address, the package would be sent to a random unknown location further from your location. Under the ship away adressment type, you could also have your product shipped to what is called The Inverted Address, which, by its nomenclatiation, would ship your product to the perfect other side of the globe as if a pole was struck from your address straight down to the other side of the earth. Another method would be to choose to have the shipper “continue making attempts without an actual delivery” for an annual fee. This is such that deliveries would continue to be attempted indefinitely. Another adressment type would be to “send the package to the incorrect address”, option of which requires identification of your real address and which could result in your product being shipped further or closer to you. Another option would be, after purchasing a product, to “remove the product and only purchase shipping” such that absolutely nothing would be sent as a result, to reduce waste. Another adressment type would be to “have my package get lost in shipment”. Lastly, consumers would have the option to choose adressment of “complete uncertainty” which would cause the page to go blank and address the shipment randomly by any one of those in the matrix of adressment and delivery options, many of which are not listed and of which list’s length is mostly unlimited; naturally, consumers would not be notified of when, where, or if their package is delivered as a result of this selection.

When the adressment approach intends delivery, consumers will feel that they received their products in spirit when they are delivered or reasonably thought to be delivered. With all delivery and adressment types the consumer will naturally own the products from the time of purchase, but for shipping option selections that do not intend a delivery, naturally, ownership will be the only feeling. Additionally, when the adressment type makes it applicable, the standard will be to elect to receive notification of delivery either with or without detailing of the address it was delivered to, but some people will elect to not get notification of delivery at all. With the inverted address, it will be most common to know when and where the package was delivered, partially for purposes of information.

Running concurrent to the nature of adressment, and sometimes in exciting conflict, is a dynamic and force of logistical ineffectiveness about nonessential products. Due to poor packaging, flimsy logistical systems, and logistical machines that are significantly unreliable in terms of their ability to transport and deliver products, global nonessential logistics will frequently result in failed or partial deliveries, or lost or damaged products. Amidst this logistics concert of trains, planes, trucks, boats, and other, packages will consistently fall out of their vessels into any number of environment, concurring the locational consequence thereof. Consumers will not be notified of a failure of delivery but rather must logically resolve that their package was not delivered by the lack of notification after an extended period (for when they did originally elect to get a notification) or by personal whim (for when they didn’t originally elect notification).

Consumers, though oriented towards a successful delivery of their product to their intended adressment approach, will be more than perfectly fine with a logistical failure as detailed above; consumers are most flexible in this reguard.

New Types of Businesses

Several new businesses would spring up from the foundations of anti capitalism, capturing the spirit thereof.

Pop Up Banks

Consumers and anyone alike will set up small scale, very temporary pop up banks where they would use various coinage to issue people small loans or perform other financial services.

Shell Companies

New companies would build to sell, and consumers would frequent to buy, shell services, which will be services that are nonexistent and ineffectual. Shell Companies will have brick and mortar stores wherein they sell a slew of common but nonexistent services to customers under a generic company projection, and this would be their main and only business, and happenly, a most successful underwinging. While in their stores, consumers would purchase the service and nothing else would follow on the business’s part or in total. Types of services offered would be, for example, credit card consultation services, computer buying advice, other consultive services, expertise-based services, lifestyle services, general strategy advice, and software, to name a brief few. Consumers enjoy the overall intangibility and inconsequence of the whole approach and also specifically enjoy the service or software they are buying in idea.

Purchases Companies

Another sector of companies would sell purchases online. Their medium would be an online store that’s business is only to sell purchases, or what is the abstract and isolated idea of a purchase itself. On the site, you would select your purchase, put in your payment information, purchase the purchase at the fair market price, and then would have the option to gift it to someone or ship it. These companies would be very successful and would compete with other purchases companies by making the purchase experience more special.

Bank Steal

A new bank establishment will be established that steals money as a financial service. These banks will be brick and mortar shops that offer consumers the service of having their money stolen from them. It will be completely consensual; the consumer will not be doing it because they need the money stolen for any legal reason, and the consumers will have no access or entitlement to the money after it is stolen. The money the banks steal will be put into the company and used for various uses.

No Companies Holding Companies

Anti capitalism’s graces will spawn the existence of holding companies that don’t hold any companies. As the name states, these Holding Companies will be active companies that exist in a state of not managing any companies under their organization. Lacking any “output” or attainability of revenue, these companies’ business activity will entirely render preparatory operations, which being the in theory and eager preparation for the acquisition of companies. They will be expert in quality of this preparation, and their prudence will be foremost. The sitting executives will be the brightest and most dazzlingly potent officers the world could hope to know. These companies are entirely funded by the fortunes of their vastly wealthy owners, who fund them until they run out of money, rather, until the owner has completely exhausted their fortune including each and every one of their real and unreal assets.

At the end of the business’s tenure of existence, the owner will divert all their personal working capital and exist in the most minimalistic of states in view of the final continuation of the preparatory operations and the holding company; they will sleep in the office and live in continuous operational bliss. At this point, the business will be at its ripest for acquisition of a company and will be in a state of impossible quality. When the owner comes upon the complete wiping of all their money, they will simply walk away from the business, invoking their walk away rights in the most effective of styles. The owner, by themselves the ownership of not a single penny, will, as the only remaining option and in prompt sustenance of themselves and their comprehensive humanness, withdraw to the woods or nearby nature and rebuild their life in this method. Consumers, in love to this whole occurrence, will be of a Beatles or Swift like quality to the owners and will see them off in the most sentimental, happy, and fantastic modes imaginable on their final stepping away from the company and entrance into the wilderness. It will be an amalgamation the likeness of knighthood.

Complexities and Absurdities Companies

A new company type will create at least indirectly meaningful complexities in the process of performing various business actions for other companies. Complexity companies would receive tasks from other companies, such as those of promoting an employee, establishing short term relations with a partner, or implementing a new product, and would reach a quality solution or completeness on the task in the most unrobust, unreproducible, distanced, complex, roundabout, ineffective, inefficient, intense, but at least indirectly meaningful, way possible. Companies using this service would enjoy using it both because it is a way to offload work and because they value its merits for their business. Complexity Companies would charge in billable hours.

The companies’ operations will be underpinned by a host of semi policies, which will rather be informal precedents of policy or process subject to frequent and erratic change and personal subjection. Further characterizing their operations, and contained within the overall environment of the company and the office space, is a startling lack of prudence, rushing and natural favoring and establishing of this mode of work, inclusive sense of urgency, cross departmental disconnections, beefs, resentments, miscommunications, un-accommodation, and large fights; unclear, ambiguous, complex, incomplete, and tangled high level guidance and direction; general disconnects from the realities of the work and its feasible solutions, constant on the fly making of new complex processes, procedures, and systems; general ignoring of communications, frequent state of emergency, scramble, firefighting, and franticity; incredibly imprudent and inaccurate conversations, incredible tendency to make hasty verbal correspondence, incomplete mutual conclusion making, general miscommunications and misconceptions, going ahead with things with next to no assurance of the course of action’s correctness, approval, or established reasonability or effectiveness; tedious calculation of things, overly extensive discussion and deliberation, making of errors and resulting arbitrary work and use of time and resources, making of big mistakes and the ensuing handleation, hectic management of personnel amidst operations, personal affections and romance, messy handling of PR and collateral damage therein, making of crazy making solutions that lead to absurdities and later need complete overhauls, elevation of issues, calling upon idealistic consultants, frequent reworking of organizational and functional structures, consistent reorganizing of the office space itself, epic and critical round table crisis command assembly of high level officers and multiple business functions; roadblocks, hoops, and grey areas; careless decision making, and unconcerned consistency of personal performance. Competing companies will harbor different specialties within this business model.

These businesses would actually have the unintended effect of rendering as TV shows. Despite remaining entirely the same business, these companies’ renderings of their service and business would be covertly filmed by producers and broadcast all over the world. It will naturally be one of the most popular things on television. Complexity companies and their employees, in view of being a quality business and a company of quality employees, would ignore this surveillance in pride of their work and will, further, deflect associated media attention in this way. Like any other quality show, each episode aired naturally takes breaks from the high intensity complexities and covers general nonbusiness or miscellaneous things and personal and romantic relationships, as our love for pure drama will and should not cease.

Internal Business

Commuting to Work

Happy enough, the professional and other community will take on a creative approach to commuting to work, moving to get to work in as many different and most creative ways possible, no matter, rather embracing, the accompanying physical, monetary, or professional wildness and uncertainty. Exampleization of ”ways” are of follows: riding on top of a bus, creating a transportive contraption, flying in any manner, being carried to work, taking the river or body of water, and primarily jumping off raised features. Additionally, at the conservative discretion of supervisors, consumers would occasionally perform the Opposite Commute, whereby the patron’s entire workday would be spent commuting the opposite direction of work or “away from work” and rather thus commuting in spirit and of where they would turn around at the end of their work period.

Despite giving their very best effort to be on time, patrons will sometimes to often be late, and though being late is not valued in and of itself, the supervisors will consider being late due to “harbored commuting uncertainties” a contributor to work-life balance. Supervisors themselves will more uncommonly take uncertain approaches to work so that they can reliably be there for their employees when they arrive, virtuously sacrificing the performance of their commute. Though patrons are also intent on getting to work, they will, in the midst of their way of getting to work, foster a lab like energy in addition to their peaceful franticity.

Results of these commuting approaches for patrons will be straightforward, such as being severely scraped, falling in love, or being wrapped up in various unplanned exploits. Falling in love will be a most wholly conducive result of the operation of these commuting approaches, and many workers will find themselves in the most dispositioned of circumstances wherein they fall most severely for lovely men and women.

4 Day Work Week

The 4-day work week will be active in view of ample time to action anti capitalism activities.

Disaster Scheming

Intentional covert internal disaster scheming is a cornerstone of any successful large nonessential company. Companies will orchestrate disasters by the planning and execution of long term and intricate operations. They will be black and covert in the operation of these schemes. Under the company’s overall vision for the disaster, operations will specifically be planned and executed by a cut loose “agent” (called planner) of the company who is broadly tasked with the behind the scenes, in the dark background, and out of view orchestration of various types of corporate disasters all while the company’s normal operations normally continue on top; they will only leverage assistance from a select few officers or paragons. Planner’s service to the company and any records of them or their direct, indirect, or in-effect operations will not exist. By responsibility, planners will live very unknown lives.

Planners will be of the highest “crop” in terms of their knowledge of business, finance, risk analysis, history, and operations and their adept ability to perform disastrous operations backgroundly, clandestinely, and with special quality and style.

These operations will be expansive in scope, grand in character, and incredibly impactful to the point that the goal is to cause the company a near collapse. Only by the fearlessness of the company and the cherishing of the catastrophic feats by consumers, and consumers resulting business, will the company eventually heal and come out on top. Only few companies that intentionally create disasters will be dissolved, for the consumers are most powerful.

Disaster scheming and its results are an important but unspoken and unexpressed competitory weapon for businesses on top of being a gainful but valiant general business decision.

Many of the intentional crashes or disasters would be the result of the first type of operation, the financial or mismanagement types, where application of crippling processes, very bad financial planning, ignorance of accounting, problematic or experimental business theories, over ambition, or severe lack of checks and balances would eventually culminate into near ruin; less spectacular than the following type but no less effective. Immediately following the instance of their crashes, companies will logically go to press to share with the public their tribulation.

The second type of operation would be those appearingly unethical scandals such as fraud, fronts, severe garnishing, or personnel issues like problematic HR practices, all of which will cause destructive, near collapsing ruin in one way or another, such as by lawsuit, crime penalties, or internal harm. All these operations would be consensual on the part of involved parties but would render not a bit different in impact or appearance when compared to a true (and colossal) scandal both as a function of the planner’s merits and involved parties’ careful cooperation. For this type of operation, the issue of the scandal or whatnot will seemingly naturally “come out” on account of an orchestrated whistle blow, planned publishment of an investigation by a journalist, or other method and then will sensationally reach the world news, completing the approach. These garnishments, frauds, fronts, or personnel issues would be over the top, complex, worldly, grand, moving, badass, creative, elaborate, clever, and crazy.

Business Continuity

Business continuity will move to only plan for external situations that are highly improbable such as zombie apocalypses, elimination of all rights informal and formal, cosmological destruction, complete switching of gender roles (such that in theory the male assumes responsibility and credit for the carriage and birth of babies), rule by witches, and the collapse of the fabric of reality, all of which requiring extensive senarionization, thinking, and operational creativity. In AC, positions in business continuity departments will be the most coveted, competitive, and elite across the professional field.

Risk Sharing

Companies will make it common practice to share risk with ordinary people in a way that affords them only the damages of losses and none of the benefits of gains. Previously stakeless patrons will be approached at random and offered an agreement, that they would sign thereof, stating that they will take a small share of the financial impact of potential losses while receiving no compensation in any case for their burdening themselves with the risk. The connected venture would be unstated to the patron. This, in wide issuance, will be a special tool for businesses to share risk in ventures such as risky investments or uncertain products or services. Consumers, being most opportune, will be agreeable to these agreements and additionally are happy with any outcome of their stakeholdership with the issuing company.

HR Cost Sharing

Like the above, companies will also periodically share costs by charging ordinary people for certain internal HR business expenses limited to actual manpower or labor costs for these three things only: certain very important meetings where big and potentially impactful decisions are made, the length of an in person conversation that consists of no actual business and only small or larger talk, or a business conversation that erroneously happened. The patrons, in their invoice for the costs, will be plainly detailed of the exact cost breakdown, details, contexts, and conditions of the moment or event for which they are sharing the manpower costs for, despite being unknown of the outcomes of said moment unless they can independently connect it to outside events or additions. Unintendedly of this on the businesses’ parts, consumers will take this invoicing and payment as their rightful “owning of the moment” as an intrinsic result of their paying for the labor that went into each respective meeting or interaction; out of this exchange, the company gets to reduce its costs and the consumers find this unforeseen value in ownership while being enabled to be uniquely part of the business, ending most mutually. Payment of these invoices is also most flexible and modular. Payments can be made in lump or be paid in monthly payments. Additionally, the original payers of the invoices can share the cost with other patrons who have an interest in buying in and becoming a partial or full owner of the moment that the invoice pays; some aftermarket costs will increase sometime after the original invoicing due to the amassed cultural or historical importance of the moment.

Business Liquidation

After paying all debts, business owners, with the concurrence of their officers, will take to frequent to choose to liquidate their companies on the eve of their closing or departure from their business. Business liquidation will consist of the actual liquidation of all a company’s assets into free-flowing money, flown in plume about the nearby community. Owners will choose to do this not for any manner of charity, though an effect, but rather because it is the most stimulating option.

Anti Pro Bono

Legal assistance programs will switch to charging those who would have previously been pro bono candidates incredible amounts of money for legal services, and recipients will truly think this is the greatest thing that could possibly happen to them.

Employee Relations

Employee relations teams will now focus all their efforts on overt and visible pernicious psychological operations of which include the making and posting of flyers, posters, and other widely dispersed media and performing of actual in person medaling in affairs all to promote employee disputes, poor individual and group performance, and problematic and toxic office culture. Interestingly enough, these efforts have varied results.

Public Affairs

Various public relations, affairs, outreaches, and actions will be done with new auspice. That is that those PR interactions and programs will be done in total anonymity. This is such with a job fair, where attendees will not know what companies they are speaking with, not as a result of the actual conversation they had, most calculated and crafty on the organization’s part, nor upon visual assessment of their table or set up. In all and total, the “organization” will be unknown in interactions with the public in certain physical situations including miscellaneous outreach events, trade shows, workshops, public interactions with unassuming lone individuals (which will be an important and popular outreach tool in AC), public programs, charity events, corporate stunts, and athlete and sports sponsorships. Companies naturally become familiar with basic counter elicitation and other such coverings.

Insider Threat Departments

Insider threat departments would only look for threats among their own department’s employees, though would use their threat analysis as a proxy for the rest of the company. Insider departments will perform very specific and intrusive investigations on their department’s employees into such things like disassociating, getting sad on the job, or why employees seem to love to take sensitive documents home with them seemingly only for aesthetical reasons and not to cause any harm to the firm. Additionally, they investigate the alleged un-understandable nature of how employees, when talking to people outside of the department or firm, seem to be unable to completely void their conversations of any indications, no matter how unintended, distanced, indirect, unrelated, or unintuitive, of what they are doing inside the insider department, which is, by declared nature, extremely sensitive.

Information

Cyber security, or rather information management, will be underapproached by an ideology of fluttering dispersement of all company information, strategy of which will become the standard economy wide. In a select way, companies will share all of their information, including finances, HR information, ideas, research and development, meeting transcriptions, and anything else that exists, dispersing this information directly and intentionally to individuals, households, or groups across the globe. Via effective, hardworking, and capable couriers, hard copies of thoughtful amounts of mostly single category data would be sent from the company as it is created and as its package accumulates enough data to make the sending worthwhile and satisfying, unless it is an idea, where upon the idea’s creation, packaging would be immediately sufficient. Roughly 100 recipients worldwide would be recipient of copies of a particular package of information. These packages would be sent about the world in a natural and well dispersed but random, willful geographic distribution that resides on the use of satellite maps and a geographer’s analysis and fancy, often using coordinates for delivery. Spearheaders, quite cleverly, cite that this method of information actually creates more general security, as information can never get totally lost when situated within this method.

Arbitrary Employees

There will be some employees who would do arbitrary and unrelated tasks all day. These employees would do things like move blank documents around in file applications, change various settings, make meaningless business statements to other employees around the office, send made-up emails, and put random data in spreadsheets. Despite any productive work, Arbitrary Employees will be important members of the overall company.

Anti Wholesale

Plenty of companies will completely move away from standardization in their products; even some essential products will have at a mild part in this. Companies will make each of their products using as many different materials, suppliers, or manufacturers as possible, such that there are hundreds of iterations of part combinations for one product. As a result, products come in varying degrees of effectiveness and longevity. Each new iteration of the product would require its to be redesigned and recalibrated, but companies would try to maintain their overall quality, sometimes nonetheless, and will always maintain general form and correct aesthetic. This is such that no matter their use of rubber, potting plastic, wood, paper, or metal in application for a reusable water bottle top, there would maintain a certain class about the product.

Outside Economy

Majors

Consumers would choose their majors or fields of study for semi-arbitrary reasons.

No Contact Baseball Game

The important Major League Baseball no contact game would happen at least once, where for one team, there was not one single time the bat made contact with the ball. The pitcher would pitch in a completely unhittable manner and continue to walk players and then only by the on base contactless hitter’s failed attempts at stealing bases would the pitching team get outs. The pitching team would get enough runs to win the game, and it would be the “no contact game”.

Avoidance of Simple Assisting with Information

Friends and family alike will frequent to avoid assisting each other with basic information that is easily available to them, and information of which would resolve the requestor’s request or need for assistance.

Slow Travel in Video Games

Instead of fast travel, slow travel will become popular in video games and will take often longer than travel would take if it were to be actually done in whatever world and or period the game is set.

Niceties and Courtesies

Instead of delivering “have a good day” or “have a good one” people will deliver “have a weird day”, among others.

Restaurants and Ordering

People will intentionally and craftily often order food in a way conducive to the getting of wrong food. Additionally, some restaurants will bring out empty plates even when ordering normally.

Over Environmentalism

A select many nonessential companies would move to invigorate their environmental initiatives such in a way that about a quarter of their operational and financial capacity goes towards the protecting of a certain bird or special habitat or any number of environmental undertaking. These initiatives, programs, and projects are completely marked by the actual hands on the ground work of the company’s leader, leaders, and employees, labors such as shoveling, contraption operation, and other physical environmental exploits. In view of quality, they embrace consultive help from assistive environmental actors.

Though, what started as over environmental engagement eventually grows into something totally comprehensive; various nonessential companies, as an unintended and spontaneous sequel to the above undertaking, and under an enormous respective passion that permeates the company from the leader’s own, will swiftly shift 100% of their operations, cash, employeeforce, and capacity to the rendering of environmental projects, or, into what will be a finite operation and crusade of environmentalism.

For the course of this operation, companies would use their walk away rights for real estate assets and other physical assets, and, after satisfying their outstanding obligations, would divert all monies, including investments, into their environmental account, would continue to pay employees but via a reduced homogeneous salary and benefits package, would experience that all major shareholders “stay with the ship”, and would refrain entirely from raising capital via public markets or accepting donations of any kind or source.

In the convergence of the above, they move to only fund their projects and crusade using the money the company rightfully earned in the normal operation of their previous operations and wish to dissolve their company for environmentalism in this way.

And so forth, they continue to fashion and express themselves as the same live company they were before over environmentalism.

All of the company’s employees would eagerly and fulfillingly contribute to the effort of the environmentalism by supporting any one of the ongoing projects, either in a hands on the ground role or in one of the few administrative roles. They would be sufficiently trained for the shift of operations but would not but have time to change their countenances.

Naturally, the CEO will lead the charge, but with the help of the company’s environmental coordinator. The CEO and the environmental coordinator and the greater company will work with environmental organizations, environmental experts, and local stakeholders in each stage of each project. The company will be decisive, engulfed, ambitious, speedy, hardworking, and enthusiastic, but also trusting of experts, disciplined, and enchantedly plastic to locals and their visions.

The first 100% over environmentalism company’s final moment of their final project, and no less for companies thereafter, such as that final planning of a diverse tree or restoration’s final implementation on the river’s edge, will be of great beauty. About a flat plot of diverse trees and a nearby shallow knoll for viewing of the spectacles approach, the employees would look and smile both to the finality of their labors and to the incredible wealth of supporters (media included) who, by their following of the company’s environmentalism, and resulting attachment, will cry in joy with their hands on their faces, hands on their hearts, or heads lumped in their laps, mistica and jubilance fills the air, babies and children will dance, men hold their arms open wide or up and grin of tears, people point to the heavens, heads shaking, people look away due to overwhelmingness of beauty, people hug and hold hands, and women and men alike, who might be of the less expressive type, smiling so large, they can’t but lose the fight. The company’s Men and Women, would, upon the last action of the project, exhaust the final dollar housed in the company and bring a happy and decisive end to the company at said moment, and will move on with their lives, fulfilled, and ruffled with contentness. During this moment I think The Rafters by His Excellency Moby would play or His Tower’s LALA.

Over Environmental State: At some point, in AC, it is reasonable and perfectly right to assume a total and complete collapse of all nonessential businesses and their products and services on account of this sector’s absolute and across the board entrance into 100% over environmentalism, all while the existence of a, though already sometime before gradually approaching but now sudden, accompanying and concurrent consumer behavior controlled collapse of all nonessential products and services across the entire economy, effectively eliminating anti capitalism.

Head NFT and Capitalism

Upon over environmentalism state’s final exhaustion and the occurring economic collapse, the world will rebuild and will begin to move to use NFTs that exist only in your head (Head NFT) as the main form of currency, of which where the world and economy would make transactions seamlessly only by the conceptual but actual transferring of Head NFTs from one person to another (heads), built upon an operational common sense of trust, integrity, basic accounting only used in private to remind the holder or organization of their count and not for transactional purposes, and an acknowledgment of human’s imperfections. During this time, we will make an entrance back into standard capitalism, bringing with us new insights, resilience, and direction, and it will continue in this state forever.

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